Snotty Receptionist

Thanks, Dick Pedersen, for this to brighten our morning

Last Friday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam.
 
Of course, I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.
 
The waiting room was filled with patients
As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that she was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.
 
I gave her my name, and in a very loud voice, she said,
 
YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?
 
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man.
 
But I recovered  quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied:
 
NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.
 
The room erupted in applause.
 
DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS!