Scorpion in the Tent

John Olson sent this in:

Military Guys Find A Scorpion In Their Tent

 

The Air Force response is CLASSIC............

 

Scorpion In Your Tent

A man was conducting an All Service member briefing one day, and he posed the question: "What would you do if you found a scorpion in your tent?

 

A Sailor said, "I'd step on it." 

 

A Soldier said, "I'd hit it with my boot."

 

A Marine said, "I'd catch it, break the stinger off, and eat it."

 

An Airman said, "I'd call room service and find out why there's a tent in my room."